Visit RatMart:  Our little store with a very big sale!  click here to visit "RatMart"
We will continue our sale in order to help pay the many expenses associated with this year's JAM.
Check us out and save a lot.

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What's the difference between last year's map, the 911 / EMS / River Patrol Map, and the 2008 double-sided satellite map?

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Coming Soon:  "The Top 10 Reasons to HATE River Rat Rob!"  (A must read)

 


 
  All About The JAM:  2008  (May 23, 2008)

 

 

 

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Once, there was a young man named Jonathan.  His only dream was for people to watch him play and sing.  His music lives on at:

 www.JonathanArrington.com

   

                                                                                

         
 

 

 

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Important:  This website is unofficially rated PG-13.  We cut up, but we try to keep it clean and family oriented. 

         Own a PWC (jet ski)?  Know someone that does?  Check back.

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"What's happening this weekend (locally) on the water?"  It doesn't matter, we got The Jambalaya Festival in Gonzales!

 

            

Please visit Jonathan's websitelisten to his music and get to know him. Click Here to see Jonathan singing "Your Cheating Heart" at The Train Station in Denham Springs.  (Watch him smile
at the end of the song).

 

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Take Rob to work with you!

"Consider checking out our website while you are at work.  If you are going to spend lots of time with us, you might as well get paid for it!"

 

 

 

What's the weather like here? 

 

 

 

 

 

Party Heat:  Bayou Blast  Part #1  (As shown on Court TV)
Party Heat:  Bayou Blast Part #2  (Both with no commercials!)

 

 

Sometimes I feel like the Archie Manning of the Amite River. Forget going to the Super Bowl, just once, 
I'd like to have a winning season."

                  

 

                      "RAT CAM RETURNS!"

 

                    

Stump Warning Sign Program kicked off  (May 23rd, 2008)  Had been delayed.  We have signs. contact us again if you are still interested in helping.