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Welcome to "RatMart" our online store. Here is the place to purchase our maps, t-shirts, and other items. (For now, we are concentrating only on our maps, but we will be adding more items in the near future.)

New for 2009: You will finally be able to purchase our maps on c.d. Now you can view and study our maps on your computer. (Soon, you will be able to take your favorite River Rat to work with you!) If you are going to be looking at our maps or visiting the website, we suggest you do it at work; at least this way you will get paid for it! We have been asked for years to make an electronic version of our maps and finally we are going to do so. We have been reluctant, because of piracy and people copying (stealing) our disc. (Happens in the music business all the time and it really sucks for those trying to make a living playing music.) Still, for awhile, we are going to give it a shot. Hey, if my friends in the music / movie business are getting screwed, why not me too?

With each purchase you receive a bonus gift FREE! This is our way of saying "Thank You" for shopping at "RatMart", our online store. The bonus gifts are listed below and choices will show up on the order forms for laminated maps.

Our newest map: Lake Verret, Belle River, and Surrounding Waterways (2009)

The Front Side The Other Front Side

One side is what we refer to as the "Pretty Side". It is the attention getter. It is a high resolution satellite image showing all the places on the water and a few of the local hot spots, restaurants, stores, etc. that are not on the water.

The other side we call the "Useful Side". It shows all the places on the water, bars, boat launches, restaurants, fishing piers, mileage, fuel docks, and much more.

This is the first map where I have combined the satellite imagery along with the topographical information. We also put the latitude/longitude grid on both sides. Those that use a GPS will really like this new feature (which will be on all my future maps)!

I have learned a lot making my previous maps and all of it went into making this one. We think you will be impressed.

Lake Verret / Belle River / Surrounding Waterways
$20.00
24"x36" laminated. If you would like a non-laminated map, email us: rob@riverratrob.com (Not available folded.)

This is the Lake Maurepas side. Shows all our places on the water.

This is the other side: we call it Baton Rouge to Biloxi. It shows most of our waterways from False River to the Pearle River.

Double Sided Satellite Map (2008)
$20.00
Our double sided satellite map 24"x36" (laminated). Not available folded. If you would like a non-laminated map, email us: rob@riverratrob.com

Lake Maurepas Law Enforcement / EMS / River Patrol Version (2007) -- no ads: a straight up no nonsense map.

This is the front side with latitude and longitude grid. Our first map to have this feature. We provide this map free to all 5 Parish Emergency 911 Call Centers, Coast Guard, Sheriff Office River Patrols, Wildlife and Fisheries, Acadian Ambulance, and Emergency Responders.

This is the back side -- an expanded view of Lake Maurepas with latitude and longitude grid.

Lake Maurepas (Law Enforcement)
$20.00
Lake Maurepas Law Enforcement / EMS / River Patrol Version (2007). Not available folded. If you would like a non-laminated map, email us: rob@riverratrob.com

Lake Maurepas Useful Boaters Map (2007).

Note: we are updating this map for 2009. Contact us if you would like to advertise. If you can't wait for the 2009 Version, the 2007 is one of our finest Maps and you will not be disappointed.

This is the front side. This was the first map I did after Jonathan passed away. Since then, I have dedicated all of my maps to him. Some say it has taken the maps to another level. Thanks.

This is the backside. It has lots of useful information: required equipment, legal idle zones, telephone numbers, addresses, gps coordinates for places on the water, and much more.

Lake Maurepas Useful Boaters Map Laminated
$20.00

We will be adding some of our earlier maps soon!

False River / Old River
Lake Pontchartrain (pre Hurricane Katrina)

Bonus Gifts: With laminated map purchase, you get our choice of one of our 11"x17" laminated placements.

1. Blue Crawdad
2. Cajun 10 Commandments
3. Allafisharrmmacoona
4. Definition of a River Rat

Great for the kitchen table at the camp or to hang on a wall at the camp or home, even at your cubicle at work!

***Placemats are not available as a bonus gift with cd-rom purchase.

Note: With the purchase of the cd-rom version of the map, you get the "Bayou Blast Party Heat" with no commercials! A very cool video filmed on Diversion Canal / Lake Maurepas.

Note: If you have ordered something from our store in the past and did not receive it, please contact Rob@RiverRatRob.com

IMPORTANT: Since cd's can be easily copied, we will NOT do refunds. The cd's are a .pdf format and require Adobe Acrobat Reader to open and view. If that sounds like Greek to you, ask your kid or grandchild to explain (for those of us that are not all that computer literate).